Shaun "The walking penis" O'Connell

Do you see me drooling in public, like a terrier fascinated with a tennis ball? When you speak to me, do your see an amorous look on my face and fluffy hearts floating upwards from the vent in my skull?

When I ask you out to coffee are you really hearing me say: "Hey nice legs! Wanna fuck?".

ARE WE HAVING A COMMUNICATION PROBLEM HERE?!

I think I have a signal-intentions translation problem. I mean to ask you to coffee, and hey, if I like you more, and you like me too then we can talk about coitous, mmkay? But until that point, please be assured my intentions are honourable, even for a man.