New beginnings, always exciting :)
I started an entry earlier today but for some reason I left it blank. Now it's time to fill it with some juicy goodness.
Some of you know me well enough to know I'm a tad too timid to try anything in the female relations department. Today was different. Today I popped a casual coffee-date proposal to someone who makes me tickle inside.
Picture this, I'm pacing back and forwards in my little hotel room, thinking about how best to approach the situation. I thought up outrageous plans, except maybe the one about serenading at her window. The only musical instrument I can play is a rhythym stick. So, I hopped onto MSN for advice from an online bud, the Almighty_1. :D He didn't help me much, but he pointed me in the agreeable right direction. After much deliberation I was off with a plan!
Boldly I paced down the stairs, room key and 10 dorra in hand. The plan was something like this:
- Acquire primary target, codename: "Ice Cream" from Hotel lobby fridge.
- Pay for said Ice Cream at the front desk, as is common practice, where our intended lass, code-name: "J" works. All the while avoiding detection.
- Scope for enemy hostiles, and move in to broadcast distance.
- Send encoded signal to "J", acquire response and vacate the area before Charlie arrives.
In reality, it went something like this:
- Successfully picked out an ice-cream flavour from the fridge.
- Waited in the queue for my chance to pay for the ice cream. Agent "J" was nowhere to be seen. Area was swarming with enemy hostiles. (I assumed Agent J had been discovered and taken into enemy custody). Reverted to Plan B.
- Left a short message with Agent J's sidekick.
- Charlie arrived, so I bolted.
and then...
- Agent J contacted me over the wired transceiving antenna. I play dumb, assuming the enemy could be listening in to our very converation.
- I forgot a frikkin spoon for the ice cream!
- I tell Agent J I will rendezvous with her at the Lobby, ETA: 1 min.
- Agent J points me in the direction of the pickup.
- Once again, the area was swarming with hostiles. I decided not to send the signal.
- I vacated the area and hurried off to the extraction point.
Frustrated, I was left with only one option. Phone her. Screw those commie bastards if they listen in, I've got to speak to her, alone! So, I dialled guest services.
*riiiing riiiiiiing*
*riiiing riiiiiiing*
*riiiing riiiiiiing*
*riiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Aside: "Oh noes, she's got my room number on her phone terminal! She's ignoring me!"
*riiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Aside: "Why doesn't she answer!"
*riiiiiiiiiiing riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
*click* I hung up the phone. I try busy myself with opening the ice cream... then my phone rings.
At this point when I answer the phone, I bet she could hear me smiling over the phone :)
"Coffee?" Her tone curious. "Sure! How about tomorrow!" She says. With a "woohoo" inside, I agreed and took down her number.
Right now, I'm typing this out, trying to eat rock-hard ice cream with a smile so wide. The ice cream is OK, but it doens't matter how good or bad it tastes, it's the best damn ice cream I've ever bought!
1 Comments:
At 7:48 am, Anonymous said…
WOOOT!!
Strike one down for the good guys Blair!!!
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